No good mail, no good wishes
No mail box of Cherry Berry’s chocolate kisses
No checks, no refunds brought to me by snail
All I get is an endless supply of useless junk mail
Why doesn’t the mail carrier just put it in my garbage can?
Why do they need me to do it? I’m just the middle man.
Better yet, how do I automatically send it back to where it’s already been
So somebody else can put it in their recycle bin.
