No good mail, no good wishes No mail box of Cherry Berry’s chocolate kisses No checks, no refunds brought to me by snail All I get is an endless supply of useless junk mail Why doesn’t the mail carrier just put it in my garbage can? Why do they need me to do it? I’m just the middle man. Better yet, how do I automatically send it back to where it’s already been So somebody else can put it in their recycle bin.